Showing posts with label Things everybody should know. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things everybody should know. Show all posts

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Do I expect too much?

Let's get this out of the way: I am not perfect. My grammatical prowess has seen a steep decline since I was in school. Now, I tend to write like I talk. Part of the reason I write daily is to break that habit and become a better writer.
That being said:
Today, I read this in the newspaper: "Inside a rental car, police found $7,500 that the women had gotten Wednesday at a Wells Fargo branch in Junction City using the same fraudulent name."
Had gotten? The word you are looking for, Carrie Petersen, is "got". A better word would be "received".
Had I been reading the story on the internet, I would have ignored the error. I hold newspaper writers to a higher standard, I guess.
Maybe Carrie's not an idiot. Maybe she is a victim of a poor education.
Many of my friends and family are teachers... and I love them dearly...
so I hate to be critical... but here goes:
Yesterday, Madison was studying for her science quiz on the skeletal system. She pointed to all her bones and named them all correctly, except the bones in her lower leg. She called them her tibia and fibia. I work in orthopedics, I hear "fibia" all the time, it is a common error. I don't expect the average Joe to know that the correct name is fibula. I do, however, expect the person who is teaching kids the names of bones to get it right.
I told Madison that the bones between her knee and ankle are the tibia and fibula. She started to argue that it must be "fibia" because that's what Mrs. Winston says, but she thought better of it when she quickly realized that I was right. (Also, I told her to go look in a book.) Then, she realized that teachers can be wrong. I watched as Mrs. Winston fell off her pedestal. I hope she didn't fracture her fibia when she landed.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Two ways to improve your conversation skills


1. Refrain from ending your sentences with "So..". "So" is not an ending. "So" indicates a conclusion is coming. Either conclude your thought, or lose the "So...".

Annoying: Me: Would you like to listen to me play guitar?

You: I'd like to, but I'm sort of a music snob, so...

Better: Me: Would you like to listen to me play guitar?

You: No.

"So..." is the conversational equivalent of the Sopranos finale. I am left to use my imagination as to what should come next. Enough with the cliffhangers.


2. Please, please stop over-enunciating. I'm sure what you are saying is fascinating, but I'm too distracted by your percussive Ts to listen anymore. Here's how to tell if you over-enunciate: Say "want to". If your tongue hits the roof of your mouth twice, you are guilty. If you make sure to say "and" instead of "'n" or "an", your diction coach is probably proud, but I am annoyed. Perhaps you think your ex-cell-ent dic-tion makes you sound educated and important, but the truth is, you sound like Madonna.