Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Joey Almighty



In 2001, then- 39 year- old Joey Salvati was in the shower when God spoke to him. The Lord did not ask Joey to make sure he wiped the pubes off the soap, He asked Joey to manufacture and deliver wooden paddles designed for spanking kids.


Click here to read the article.
Of course this pathetic loser lives with his mother.
Why is it that God never tells anyone how to cure cancer?



1 comment:

  1. "The Lord did not ask Joey to make sure he wiped the pubes off the soap, He asked Joey to manufacture and deliver wooden paddles designed for spanking kids."

    Hilarious.

    I read in one article about the "voice":

    "It came, 'Make paddles. Give them away,'" he said. "I blew it off. The fourth time, it came real hard."


    THIS IS DESCRIPTION OF SOMETHING IN THE SHOWER?

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