Grip it and Rip it.

There are many awesome things about Tiger Woods. 'He has that certain something that every pro athlete wishes for- clutch-ness. We all know better than to count Tiger out, ever.

For instance, last week, Tiger was 10 shots back at the Buick open, he nearly missed the cut. He came charging back the next day, and the next, and the next, and he won, of course. Because he's clutch.

Here is video of Tiger on the 18th hole, and it sounds (and looks) like he rips a juicy fart and then laughs about it. It's possible (probable) that the fart came from someone else, like perhaps one of the drunk fans- the Flintstones- that the Buick Open is known for. But I am going to believe that Tiger farted, then proceeded to win the tournament.

I like this development. I think it's time that we all recognized our gas. Think of the unnecessary abdominal pain we could avoid if we all just let it out. Think of how much happier the world would be if we all passed gas at will... Because is there anyone who doesn't think farts are funny? No.
Sure, we would smell bad. But we could shift our collective paradigm to congratulate each other on the magnitude of our stank, rather than chastise each other. Yes, it's a frat-boy state of mind, but who has more fun than frat boys?

I thank you, Tiger, and congratulate you. Your fart had strong tone and impressive tenor. You are a true champion.