I did make a rather lengthy post yesterday, and some dedicated readers, and one whom I notified, saw it. That post has been archived. Instead, here is the "8 things" post that should have been on Monday.
I heard about an unusual wedding this weekend. Here are 8 things that set it apart from your typical wedding:
* The groom is a Magic the Gathering enthusiast.
* He and his bride agreed to begin dating after they took a compatibility quiz that one of them authored.
* The groom's sister is a tweaker in an abusive relationship that spends a great deal of time trying to convince her family that she has an ideal life.
* The groom asked his scabbed sister to style his hair into a smart feathered bob with a blow dryer. She did. And shaved him.
* The bride and groom both remained chaste and pure until, presumably, their wedding night.
* Two years ago, the groom stood up in the very church where the wedding was held and painfully admitted his addiction to internet porn.
* After they were proclaimed Man and Wife, the groom embraced her and tried for a passionate tongue kiss. She rebuked him in her man voice in front of their friends and family.
* No matter how strange our friends and families may be, we love them in spite of, or maybe because of, their quirks.
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