Thursday, July 30, 2009

Aye, Papi.


Today we learned that David Ortiz tested positive for steroids in 2003. He's one of the 127 names on "the list" that MLB has of players who tested positive. The list that was supposed to be confidential, but is getting made public in drips and drabs.

Not a big shocker that Big Papi was juicing. I'm sure that my once-boyfriend Johnny Damon is on the list, too. It would not surprise me at all to learn that a full 100% of MLB players used some sort of performance enhancer.

So let's get it over with, so we can move on. Make the list public... we will have forgotten our fury in a month or so. The Olympics are coming, they might provide a distraction.

This "scandal" has drug on too long. It's no longer just a black eye on baseball... It's baseball's abusive drunken boyfriend.

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