Monday, May 18, 2009

8 more ways to leave your lover

It's Monday, it's sunny, and my concentration is poor. I've spent the day puttering around the house listening to pandora internet radio and grooveshark.com. One of my favorite songs is "50 ways to leave your lover" by Paul Simon, which inspires today's list.

*Just get on your bike, Mike.
*Send her a text, Rex.
* You don't need to be right, Dwight...just listen to me.
*Start wearing a skirt, Burt.
*Gotta hit the street, Pete!
*get caught with a ho, Joe... She'll force you to go.
*Forget her birthday, Ray
* Just find a new date, Nate, everything will be great.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks! I love having that song in my head.

    Oh, and I love Pandora too. Still tweaking it.

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